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 DEFENDING FREEDOM WILL HAVE 'NOISE COST'!  Navy Updates Review: 'Environs Impacts' from F/A-18 & new F-35C Fighter Aircraft?... Various operations will continue
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 Casitas in Florida Keys Sanctuary Endanger Lobsters/Habitat... Casitas Spanish for “little house”  Creates problems in Keys... when placed in the seagrass beds of the Florida Keys National Marine Sanctuary, would
be the perfect home for the spiny lobster (absent the picket fence). But this artificial habitat makes easy pickings for
poachers to harvest thousands of lobsters a day, & it’s destroying the seagrass beds & hardbottom communities that
lobsters, fish, and other marine life need to survive. Enforcement of casitas has been a top management priority for
Florida Keys National Marine Sanctuary for a number of years. NOAA law enforcers have removed more than 2,000
of these illegal structures. While the actual number of illegal casitas is unknown, there are reliable estimates that as
many as 20,000 have been placed throughout the Sanctuary and adjacent waters. this info provided by NOAA.
 first Est. Key West 1829... 'first in Florida Keys News' INVASION!... LIONS! NOW TIGERS AND IN FUTURE? BEARS?... WILL 'KEY WEST PINKS' BE ATTACKED?
As per NOAA: "Watching Invasion!" - "Asian Tiger Shrimp Sightings Prompts Scientific Look at Invasion Concerns. The
recent sightings of non-native Asian tiger shrimp off the U.S. Atlantic & Gulf of Mexico coasts has government scientists
working to determine the cause of the increase and the possible consequences for native fish and seafood in those
waters. Researchers from the U.S. Geological Survey and National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration are working
with state agencies from North Carolina to Texas to look into how this transplanted species from Indo-Pacific, Asian &
Australian waters reached U.S. waters, and what the increase in sightings means for native species. NOAA scientists are
launching a research effort to understand more about the biology of these shrimp & how they may affect the ecology
of native fisheries and coastal ecosystems. As with all non-native species, there are concerns over the potential for novel
avenues of disease transmission and competition with native shrimp stocks, especially given the high growth rates &
spawning rates compared with other species." See NOAA.org for more info... & Lionfish continue to menace the Keys!
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 NOAA Fisheries Workshops: Protected Species & Sharks! NOAA Fisheries Announces Workshops on Atlantic Shark Identification & Protected Species Release, Disentanglement,
& Identification in April, May, & June (contact NOAA) Free Atlantic Shark Identification Workshops & Protected Species
Safe Handling, Release, and Identification Workshops will be held in Spring/Summer during the year. Certain fishermen
and shark dealers are required to attend a workshop to meet regulatory requirements and maintain valid permits.
Specifically, the Atlantic Shark Identification Workshop is mandatory for all federally permitted Atlantic shark dealers.
The Protected Species Safe Handling, Release, & Identification Workshop is mandatory for vessel owners & operators
who use bottom longline, pelagic longline, or gillnet gear, and who have also been issued shark or swordfish limited
access permits. Additional free workshops will be conducted during 2024?... and will be announced in a future notice
more info at NOAA.gov & SharkFest.com 'Researcch White Papers' being developed by org BahamasInstitute.com
..."Saving Sharks!" - ConchFestä & SharkFest.com are: Research & Celebrations for 'Saving Our Fragile Marine
...NOAA advises anyone seeing a Stranded Dolphin in
 Gulf of Mexico - Call... & Keep Pets Away! Updates Nov '21: "Study Shows Some Gulf Dolphins Severely Ill"... Bottlenose dolphins in Barataria Bay, Louisiana,
are showing signs of severe ill health, according to NOAA marine mammal biologists and their local, state, federal &
other research partners. Barataria Bay, located in the northern Gulf of Mexico, received heavy & prolonged exposure
to oil during the Deepwater Horizon oil spill. Based on comprehensive physicals of 32 live dolphins from Barataria Bay
in the past summers, preliminary results show that many of the dolphins in the study are underweight, anemic, have
low blood sugar and/or some symptoms of liver and lung disease. Nearly half also have abnormally low levels of the
hormones that help with stress response, metabolism and immune function. Researchers fear that some of the study
dolphins are in such poor health that they will not survive. ...NOAA and its local, state and federal partners started
the Barataria Bay dolphin study in past as part of the Natural Resource Damage Assessment (NRDA), the process for
studying the effects of the Deepwater Horizon oil spill. NOAA is sharing the preliminary results from the study so that
stranding responders and veterinarians can better care for live stranded dolphins... Dolphin Phone 877.942.5343 -
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fellow who had it wouldn't have thrown it away so soon" -Mark Twain
 click Jason Carder's 'Coming Home' - Review: Onboard 'Fighting Joan Marie',  a MAKO 284 Offshore Fishing Machine, our day had ended chasing Marlin in the Gulf Stream under the stars. As the sky
sparkled near Cay Sal Bank, Bahamas we drifted and began to enjoy a 'Fuente Fuente Forbidden X' as well as the
contents of a just opened bottle of Grand Marnier Cent Cinquantenaire. Captain Cuba (.com) brought a great CD by
Artist Jason Carder - 'Coming Home'... As the magical tones of Jason Carder's cornet danced the Gulf Stream sky we were
mesmerized by the selections of "The Very Thought of you", "Misty" and "Amazing Grace"!... & others! This "Debut Album
'Coming Home' was inspired by his return to the place where he was raised and to the classic songs that made him fall in
love with jazz." This CD blends the talents of Jason Carder (trumpet, cornet & flugelhorn) with Jeff Haskell on the piano,
Bruce Winston playing saxophone and Chuck Bergeron on the bass. We suggest that you add this to your 'Collection Of
Stars'... 'Coming Home' has achieved Key West Register's Highest Rating of 'Five Stars'! (Note: Support our Great Artists! )
 NASA'S 'CURIOSITY' ROVER ON MARS! AND DISCOVERS LIFE? NASA.GOV ? Over the next few months & years, we will learn a lot more about the consequences of the 'Flooding Dollars'!  "The money powers prey upon the nation in times of peace, and conspire against it in times of adversity. It is more
despotic than monarchy, more insolent than autocracy, more selfish than bureaucracy. I see in the near future a crisis
approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country. Corporations have been
enthroned, an era of corruption will follow & the money power of the country will endeavor and prolong its reign by
working upon the prejudices of the people, until the wealth is aggregated into a few hands and the republic is
destroyed." -Abraham Lincoln 1864... ' WORLD IS FLAT! ...BROKE!ä '
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 "Key West to Cuba flights  to be filed!" -U.S. Customs  ...provided U.S. regulations are followed & properly licensed as per requirements for travel between the two
countries... at this time due to limitations of Key West International Airport... flights will be restricted to a maximum
of ten passengers. Service EYW to HAV to commence soon!
 Monroe County Commission Continues Party: "Gone Wild"! Tax $$$?  visitors on fish caught & pay a toll to enter Keys?.. Revenues go to toilet flushes for all? & Key West Garbage rates up?
& so are the Key West City Commission Salaries/Benefits... voted to increase their own 'Pay Levels'... of course City
Manager did a study on the Commission issue for his bosses?... comparing compensations with other municipalities...
Question was raised!... Did they not know what they would be paid when they 'ran' for Commission Seats? & Maybe
they could actually 'Govern' different from other 'cash starved' municipalities and take 'No' cash for their positions?
*Editors Note: City of Key West should follow recycling plan by a Las Vegas Casino group! Support 'Soap Recycling'!
Leftover bars of soap are sterilized & remanufactured... sent to needy areas throughout the World! Cleanup World!
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 THE SECRET TREASURE OF SOUTHWEST CAY'  ...a Caribbean atoll (14N16, 80W24) & past U.S. Territory? ...a Mystery ...a Treasure ...a Exposé
...a Key West Institute™ Released 'White Paper: SouthWestCay™' at KWR site.
 & in past! a County Commissioner wanted to turn MTH (Marathon Airport) into a Casino!...  for a revenue source? ...& 'Trailer Trash'? Marathon City had first Offices in trailers! Maybe High Stakes
No-Limit Hold'em Poker Games at MTH (Airport) did not fund the permanent 'Hurricane Proof Buildings'? Was MTH
originally Native American Ground?...then? Guess what? County & City could continue to inflate budgets & Spend.
A 'MTH' ICON
 RETURNS!? Islamorda 'Incorporated' to Keep... Out? But Clowns need a place too?
 Islamorda was 'Incorporated' to keep McDonald's out?!... &  Sewers debated for years... now Village Citizens getting 'plunged' & sewer flows will go 'over the fence' to Key Largo!
& after raising taxes and hiring a 'Large' Village Staff... 'SHTF' as Council will have to face escalating costs! &..."I
sound my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world" -Walt Whitman"... &... "It is time to cut our area's costs & be
managed again by the County" -30 year Islamorada resident & "Council Lost In Space!" -Past Village CouncilPerson
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   first Est. Key West 1829... 'first in Florida Keys News' Read! 'KWTD'   Gossip Purple Hazeville Daze™: "The Sportfshing Captal of World! Tax Per lb. on Fish Catches" -a Commish U.S. Beaches... major pollution concerns?  Florida Keys Water Quality Report for our Beaches  ...and also... so you like Conch Fritters? "NOAA Seeks Public Comment on Proposed Measures to Address Overfishing
of Queen Conch in the U.S. Caribbean NOAA Fisheries seeks public comment on a proposed rule that would
implement measures to address overfishing of Caribbean queen conch in the U.S. Caribbean. This rule would extend
the queen conch seasonal closure from 3 months to 5 months, and prohibit fishing for & possession of queen conch in
or from the Caribbean exclusive economic zone (EEZ) east of 64°34' W. longitude, which includes Lang Bank east of
St. Croix, U.S. Virgin Islands, when harvest and possession of queen conch is prohibited in St. Croix territorial waters
as a result of a territorial quota closure. The intended effects of this proposed rule are to prevent additional fishing
pressure on queen conch in the U.S. Caribbean, and to improve enforcement of regulations affecting the queen
conch resource by improving compatibility among Federal and territorial regulations. "... go to NOAA website for
more information or to submit a comment... also another source is http://caribbeanfmc.com ...& remember KWR's
BugButter™ when cooking the Queens!
 United States Environmental Protection Agency... 'KWTD' says: "Always Be Prepared!" - EPA's RadNet air monitors U.S. fluctuations in background radiation levels -U.S. EPA...
EPA site interprets data
  Protecting Wild Dolphins! from Sonar effects testing, Ship hits & Oil spills? "Help Our Friends!" Update Jan 2021... In past: as per NOAA Finds Bacterial Infection as Cause of Death for 5 Northern Gulf Dolphins;
Investigation Continues ...Pathology experts contracted by NOAA have identified the bacteria Brucella in five
bottlenose dolphins that died in the northern Gulf of Mexico. These five are among the 580 dolphins in higher than
expected strandings that began in February 2010 and are continuing. NOAA has declared it an “unusual mortality
event,” triggering a focused, expert investigation into the cause. NOAA is working with a team of marine mammal
health experts, including veterinarians, epidemiologists, biologists & toxicologists, to investigate the cause of death
for as many of the 580 dolphins as possible. ...Brucella are commonly found in populations of marine & terrestrial
animals throughout the world, but infection in humans is rare in the U.S., and there are no documented U.S. cases
of Brucella in humans originating from marine sources. NOAA advises anyone who sees a stranded dolphin in the
Gulf of Mexico region to call 1-877-Whale Help (877.942.5343). The stranded dolphin should not be touched, and
pets should be kept away from the dolphin as well. In addition, cooking seafood kills the Brucella bacterium, and
as there have been only 3cases globally linking Brucella infection to consumption of raw seafood, there is minimal
risk of exposure to humans through seafood consumption. ...& Past Dolphin News: "NOAA scientists participate in
the Behavioral Response Study of Cetaceans to Navy Sonar, Southern California Scientists from NOAA's Southwest
Fisheries Science Center are participating in a Navy sponsored study known as SOCAL-10, Biological and Behavioral
Response Studies of Marine Mammals in Southern California. SOCAL-10 is designed to measure the response of
cetaceans to Navy mid-frequency sonar and, potentially, other sounds sources. This project is a collaboration with
researchers at NOAA, Cascadia Research, Duke University, Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute, Scripps Institution
of Oceanography... & Navy researchers." Editor's Note on Gulf Oil Spill as well as the continued 'take/sonar testing'
off of FL in Bahamas area (in addition to Southern California tests) & OceanSafe.org response: We applaud all
efforts to protect Marine Mammals! However NOAA states; "Although severely limited in our continued ability to
move dolphins out of their natural habitats in response to the oil spill"...OceanSafe.org as well as other orgs believe
that most of the dolphins can be relocated to 'safe wild areas' that are in 'Non-Sonar Testing Take Areas' in the
Bahamas & other Caribbean locations - funds are an excuse? -Also Note: the term'Take' refers to harming & death
to these creatures. Oil Sllicks? ...as Capt. 'CB' King said to KWR Reporter: "It is not the right type of Conch Cook'n Oil
for 'Keys Pinks' (Shrimp)!" All donations to Key West Institute will be distributed to such orgs equally that facilitate
the efforts to relocate 'Dolphins'... Donations? checks to: Key West Institute Corp. P.O. Box 1119, Key West, FL, 33041
(not a Federal tax exempt deduction & are kept confidential
 'Sailfish Club'  (sign years past... at the Bight in EYW.US) prepared for Hurricane Season?... remember your boat!
 United States Environmental Protection Agency lists U.S. Drinking Water Contaminant Limits ...Full List here!  ! "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, He will not bite you. This is the principal difference between
a dog and a man." -Mark Twain
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  THE REGISTER'S DUELING WRITERS COLUMN... ON THE REST OF THE CIVILIZED WORLD   Corner Talk:"sewers Duval St. are labeled 'Flows to Sea' So I don't Pee & Pollute Truman  the Dog there" -Bar Patron. SidewalkScribbles™ -written on the street at the corner of Olivia St & Emma "Lost Cat Two
Toned/Brown and White, His Name is 'Cat', Please Call 294.xxxx" ...soon! more Key West the Dog 'Street Quotes'
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 The Yachtsman's Guide for Bahamas & U.S.V.I.  Get the "Yachtsman's Guide to the Bahamas! & Yachtsman's Guide to the Virgin Islands... finest authoritative
resources for all cruising these Caribbean regions!"-- KWR ...Updated and published annually since 1950 with the
endorsement and sponsorship of the Bahamas Ministry of Tourism. Nearly 500 pages chocked full of useful island
boating information including detailed tips on how to cross the Gulf Stream, where to stay, and what to do. Includes
sketch charts, aerial and ground photographs, and detailed information... Key West Register's 'Research Affiliate' the
Bahamas Institute Group always has this book down below in the chart room for the 'Joan Marie' during all KWR Bahamas
research expeditions as well as the 'Cruising Guide to the Virgin Islands' which is a "Must Have" for Expert Mariners!
Key West Register has not found better guides for those cruising or those just wanting wonderful reading! Click icons!
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  Florida#2! in Marijuana Home Factories!  & Florida is considering making the herb Salvia Divinorum illegal... Florida bill would make 'salvia' and its extract
controlled substances in the same class as marijuana & LSD... felony punishable by up to five years in prison! Florida
passed law back in 2008... if you get caught growing 25 plants (old threshhold 100 plants) you can get a maximum
of 30 years in jail dependiing on various criteria -check with local law enforcement authorities for details & updates?!
"The more people smoke herb, the more Babylon fall" -Bob Marle
 Loss of Keys history? Overseas Liquor & Lounge  good days reignited? (known historically as 'Overseas Lodge') ... In the lodge's prime it had FISH MORE!
hotel rooms and offered some of the best 'Turtle Steak Dinners' in the Florida Keys... fate of building in the future?
  Key West Commission Highlights & Economics... 'Annex Waves'?  & Past History: Eaton St. garden area to be removed & Navy road restored after many years! TRUSTED NEWS!
"$33,101.99 for roadway extension and sidewalk along Eaton Street from the Truman Annex Property line to
Truman Harbor at the Truman Waterfront by Charley Toppino and Sons"... & Truman Annex gets less 'Exclusive'?
... well probably so with the proposed 'Slip N' Slide?' Water Park next door at Truman Waterfront that would
have plastic tubes and other rides? (i.e. Daytona Beach & Myrtle Beach!)... other ideas for the 6+ acres premium
U.S. waterfront property includes a planned Village containing housing and academical enrichment regions... ?
Update: Truman Waterfront land 'contaminated'? and also a large Mega Yacht Project proposed for area?
& 'KEY WEST CITY CLASSIC PAST ARCHIVES: heard in audience at a past meeting -'Rooster War' is escalating...
Asst. City Mgr. has made chicken recommendations... referencing the excess chicken population in Key West he
indicated that the animals cannot be tortured (Geneva Convention Guidelines?) breaking necks seems to be OK?
 Note: Citizens should call City Offices for proper 'Rooster Control Actions'!   "Key West is perhaps unique, too, but?  in its tough,survival-oriented constitution, which is also unfortunately currently accompanied by a pessimistic,
even depressive social psychology. Hope about the future of KW was totally & conspicuously lacking in survey
responses" -- as per Gustavus Adolphus College/St. Peter, MN - Prof Karen Larson in the final report on Key
West Worker satisfaction presented to the City of Key West. (Note: 'The Register' mentioned these findings to a
another random survey group of workers... 8 out of 10 said they were going to Duval St. to get a 'Hulacane'ä &
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into a chilled martini glass, garnish with wedge of lime...."was drinking another of the frozen Daiquiris with no sugar in it &
as he lifted it, heavy and the glass frost-rimmed, he looked at the clear part below & the frapped top and it reminded him
of the sea." A Hulacane™ Conchcoction™ ?
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Sports
 caution risqué   • Bahamas Drag Racing Association/BDRA organizes in Islands • Key West Bowl Committee looks at 2025 for possible college national title football game KeyWestBowl.com
• Sharkfest.com Researchers in Costa Rica for long-term Bioenzyme Research with NanoAlphaä
 • Bahamas Group to sponsor 'Catch & Release' fishing tournament in Grand Bahama in Mar. 2025 and other news...
• Vespa & other motorcycle sales explode as the Florida Keys/Caribbean island citizens shift to cheaper cost transports
• Key West Institute negotiates with Bahamas Authorities for 'AquaFood' research station based Long Island in Bahamas
CONCHFEST™.COM... "Liv'n at the end of the old water pipe"ä 'Kinkans' ä (kinkans/kum´kwots) Small Trees with origins in China - sweet-scented white flowers, and small, orange-yellow
edible fruits which are eaten fresh or in preserves & also a Martini garnish... Fortunella of the family Rutaceae a close relative
to other citrus fruits 'Kinkans'
 KEYS FISH JOURNAL "morning catch in fishing news"Ô 1952 2024/5 Season El Niño & La Niña factor? El Niño is a disruption of the ocean-atmosphere system in the tropical Pacific that has
consequences for weather around the globe. Among its effects are increased rainfall across the southern tier of the United
States, destructive flooding in Peru, drought in the western Pacific and devastating brush fires in Australia. In Florida, El Niño
brings relief from drought conditions by dropping extra rain in the winter as well as creating upper level winds in the summer
that tend to cut down on the number of tropical storms. Returning of El Niño will be a factor for 2024 season? Renowned
hurricane forecaster Dr. C. King predicts that El Niño will not be dormant this year with major hurricane being 9 - Dr. King said
"Come September I will drink a lot of Hulacanes ™ " (note: a Hulacane™ is a fresh Rum concoction that was invented by
Dr. Kotas for Ernest in 1937 - Hulacane™ (a TradeMark porperty of Key West Institute since 1939)"
Update: 2024?: El Niño weather pattern is giving way to La Niña? Hurricane Season is: June 1 - November 30
NOAA TIDES & CURRENTS FOR EYW.US (KEY WEST - FL)
 - CARIBBEAN HURRICANE INFORMATION  HURRICANE PREDICTIONS / NOAAHurricane/T.S. Names 2024: Alberto - Beryl - Chris - Debby - Ernesto - Francine - Gordon - Helene - Isaac - Joyce - Kirk - Leslie
Milton - Nadine - Oscar - Patty - Rafael - Sara - Tony - Valerie - William more?!... then goes to Greek Alphabet (Atlantic names)
Florida Keys Water Quality Beach Report/click
Florida health department has established water quality section Florida Health Department maintains a toll-free 24-hour recorded information line at 1.877.892.9585.
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